GEEK,要从娃娃抓起~!

\r\n\r\n你是天朝的80后,生不逢时倒霉催的,买不起车买不起房,一不小心还结婚生子,从此又光荣的成为“孩奴”,暗无天日。除了小宝贝儿的尿布跟没日没夜的哭喊闹腾,就只剩下一颗GEEK的心宅男的魂,独在夜深人静时的小书房里看科幻片儿跟漫画解闷遥想一下星际旅行,做个平行宇宙间的神级浪荡汉,暂时忘却人间的苦楚。老伙计们,难道就不能把下一代跟你我的心气神儿合二为一吗!?当然有,寓教于乐两不误!\r\n\r\n幼儿启蒙教育?还用多说吗,谁不是从呀呀学语开始进入人类社会的,识字自然是铁打不动。但身为GEEK的你们怎么能容忍用那些低能玩具跟劣质图书继续荼毒自己的亲生骨头呢!geeks are sexy网站的大大们兴许也是考虑到了如今这些GEEK型爸辣妈的苦恼,或许也是需求吧,很用心的从FLICKR上挑选了一些图片辅以剪短说明,每张一个情景抑或是物品来帮宝宝们认识英文字母,A-Z基本上涵盖了GEEK领域里的基本典故跟文化现象以及部分类型知识,真正做到了让父母放心令宝宝受益的程度,虽说这个GEEK字母图之前也有很多很多,但此款我敢以喝三鹿奶粉的决心打包票,这是最适合宝宝幼儿教育的一套了,正在看本文的GEEK爹地妈咪们,赶紧打印出来给宝宝们,事不宜迟,想让你家的下一代跟你同声同气,现在就得行动了!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n附带字母图说明文:\r\n\r\nA is for Away Team, where you should never wear red\r\nB is for Binary, 1s and 0s in your head\r\nC is for Cosplay, making cons an awesome place\r\nD is for Doctor, who keeps changing face\r\nE is for Emoticons, that tell you what we’re feeling\r\nF is for Flickr, whose photos we are “stealing”\r\nG is for Gadgets, the way to our heart\r\nH is for Hardware, I took it apart!\r\nI is for iEverything, love it or hate it\r\nJ is for Japan, we’re glad Nintendo invaded\r\nK is for Keyboard, we love every letter\r\nL is for Leias, the more the better!\r\nM is for MMORPGs, it’s a magical place\r\nN is for NASA, and the beauty of space\r\nO is for Occipital Lobe, we love using our brains\r\nP is for Programming, ((though lisp is a pain))\r\nQ is for Quilting, and other geeky crafts\r\nR is for Reading, no matter what the path\r\nS is for Science, though the cake is a lie\r\nT is for Tabletop, and a 20-sided die\r\nU is for Uncertainty, you just never know\r\nV is for Voltage, oh the places we’ll go!\r\nW is for the World Wide Web, it’s more than just porn\r\nX is for Xerox, where so much geekiness was born\r\nY is for Youth, since kids are geeks too\r\nZ is for Zork, watch out for the grue!

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6 Responses

  1. Doat说道:

    ……看完这个才发现自己依旧在受教育阶段,,唉,路漫漫其修远兮。不知道的东西还有很多啊,\r\n红色衣服那个梗太亮了。。

  2. windzerg说道:

    the more the better!

  3. 恶魔的步调说道:

    doctor果然威武啊!

  4. soto™说道:

    到咱们的时候E可以ethermetic~

  5. 乔卡大王说道:

    做TEE的好素材啊,哈哈哈。

  6. Tking1000说道:

    看来GEE的还不够,竟然有生词。。

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